irritable-belle-syndrome:

If a report of mugging was treated like a report of rape.

Word indeed.

THIS.

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]

What a weirdo! Hahaha

sluttybitchingcunt:

windatyourfeels:

foie:

The second one is my signature move

Caw-CAAAAAAAAAAAAW

i mean honestly it’s probably a better idea to play it safe in some of these situations, but i totally lost it at “burp in his face”

Think any of these would work on the nutcases at the halfway house next to work?

hollowgrin:

sqrt-1:

awesomephilia:

(via)

F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

crazyfilipino:

Agh!

(Source: vicecube)

tastefullyoffensive:

Floor Plans of Famous TV Apartments [nikneuk]

BREAKING NEWS: GAME OF THRONES EPISODE FORCES PLANE TO MAKE EMERGENCY LANDING

A plane on route to the San Francisco International Airport tonight had to make an emergency landing when passengers watching pirated versions of the HBO series Game of Thrones began hyperventilating, screaming hysterically, and violently damaging their tray tables. The situation turned more volatile when an airline stewardess unintentionally spoiled the ending of the episode for the captain, after which he stormed out of the cockpit shouting obscenities, forcing his co-pilot to land the plane on his own.

“I’ve never seen something like this before,” said one passenger on the flight. She was sitting next to one of the victims. “One minute, the guy next to me is just watching a show on his laptop, then all of the sudden, he starts shouting ‘No way! No F**king way!’” According to the witness, the man then slammed his laptop shut and violently kicked the chair in front of him. “He just wouldn’t stop screaming. He wouldn’t stop shouting cuss words.”

Another witness reported a similar incident at the front of the plane. “This chick next to me just started freaking out” says Martin Lodge, 39. “She was sobbing and kept saying ‘why, why, why’. At first, I thought maybe her boyfriend had just broken up with her by email or something, but then I heard this guy at the back of the plane yell ‘no way! no f**king way!’ and I knew something was going on. But what really tripped me out was the lady behind me. She started laughing!”

That lady was Angelica George, 32, who says she would have given anything to have had a video camera. “This was one of the most hysterical things I’ve ever seen. I’m a huge Game of Thrones fan and I’ve read the books, so I know exactly what happened in tonight’s episode. I just couldn’t help but laugh at their reactions, especially when the captain ran into the cabin shouting “f**k you George RR Martin!”

After landing, the plane was unloaded quickly and the affected passengers and captain were rushed to a nearby emergency room where they were treated with oxygen, heat blankets, and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Rocky Road Ice Cream.

There is no word yet on their condition.

Hahahaha

tastefullyoffensive:

[wronghands]

brianzombiee:

I destroyed the Death Star … I deserve a beer

thefuturemrspaulette:

The Greatest Wedding Photo in the History of the World

From io9

The Lowders were trying to take their bridal party pictures, when a most unexpected guest popped into the photo frame. But their terror is our gain, and it has resulted in what is clearly the greatest wedding photo of all time.

The photo was taken by J. Quinn Miller in Baton Rouge, LA. Dear everyone else on the planet: Top that.

This almost beats our run from ‘ole Smokey.

I want to Photoshop my wedding party into this photo because I need this epicness in my life!

Also, is it weird that I want this as my desktop wallpaper?

idiotsonfb:

sigh why can’t I have neighbors like this.

I want one. A velociraptor.

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

Game of Foams… nice

Brace yourselves

clientsfromhell:

I was working as a producer for a client who brought in a pool of actors they wanted to use in an upcoming production.

Me: I noticed you have some Asian talent in your headshots you sent us. Do you know what ethnicity they are?

Client: I think this one is Japanese, this one - I think - is Cambodian, and this girl may be Korean.

Me: Do any of them speak their native language?

Client: I think they all speak a little Asian, yeah.

*facepalm*

tastefullyoffensive:

Fluffy Cows

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ballerinaproject:

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