Gonzo the Great

fuckyeahlost:

Best unintentional LOST reference ever? I think so.

Best unintentional LOST reference ever? I think so.

And then I broke a candle… glass jar and all…

Today, I bought my wedding dress. I got a raise at work. I also got a new computer at work. Must be the luck of the dragon :)

Happy Chinese New Year!

From George Takei’s Facebook… too funny…

Random Pet Peeve

When people say “Happy new years.” New years? It’s only one new year… unless you’re being generous and wishing me well for the following years to come.

Or “I’m sad I can’t go out on new years.”

You can’t go out on new years? What about old years?

New year’s! NEW YEAR’S!!! You’re talking about the day: new year’s day! Use that apostrophe! You can’t go out on new year’s day, which makes you sad! However, I’d be sad too if I couldn’t go out for all the new years to come.

relright:

robotsex:

ernestsewell:

Reimagined movie posters.

HEAVEN

I would totally love to see Inception and The Hangover

Flashback

cakesilike:

Twitter cupcakes!

thefuturemrspaulette:

Stole this from a graphic design buddy from college. She’s also engaged ;) And she’s a fellow Harry Potter nut.

2012 is our year!

Ryan's Mom: So are you a gamer too, like Ryan?
My Brother: Nooot really. I don't want to get too invested in video games—
Me: Liar, you're a total Starcraft nerd.
My Brother: Ok, besides that...

Making Reservations at P.F. Chang's

Manager: Alright, I got you down for 7:30 tomorrow night. Can I have your last name please?
Me: Chang. Bahahaha... no joke... hahaha...
 (why, oh why, am I so awkward?)