February 2011
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“I love Jessnifer Aniston…”
– Annie
(Johnny and I sat there and stared at her for a couple seconds in silence before she admitted to wanting to say ‘Jessica Alba’)
January 2011
53 posts
: Thirty days of Disney (stolen from Theresa) →
g3p88:
Day #1: Your favorite Disney character. Day #2: Your favorite Disney princess. Day #3: Your favorite heroine Day #4: Your favorite prince Day #5: Your favorite hero Day #6: Your favorite animal Day #7: Your favorite sidekick Day #8: Your favorite villain Day #9: Your favorite original…
I wanna do it too, I wanna do it too!
I’mma do it :)
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Boss: I'm gonna have a bomb Superbowl party. You can only come if you wear Steelers stuff.
Me: Oh lord.
Boss: You gonna wear your Steelers shirt?
Me: I don't have any—
Boss: I'll get you some.
Me: Greeeat...
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“I’m gonna make you a fucking Kamikaze!”
– My Boss
(he thinks I need to be more assertive and bitchy when things aren’t going my way)
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It's My Birthday!
WOOOOH!
(I want cupcakes)
Help find Buckbeak
Help this kid out!
He lost his Buckbeak and has been heartbroken and devastated without him. Spreading the word of this lost creature is very important and it would mean a lot if you could post about it. The more people that know, the more likely he and his bird will soon be reunited!!
http://findbuckbeak.blogspot.com/
(via everythingharrypotter)
So much win!
When I woke up this morning, I discovered my entire right arm had fallen asleep. I couldn’t move it at all so I picked it up with my left hand. At that moment my right arm slipped out of my left hand. I was still lying down so I ended up clubbing myself in the face with my dead-weight arm…
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“Oh my god, Alyssa, there was an infestation of dirty birds in Pittsburgh!”
– My boss complaining about all the Ravens fans in Pittsburgh this past weekend. This was followed by a rant on how Jets fans are already pouring into the city. Not sure which team he hates more!
dearmrpotter:
This is my destroyed, nine year old copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire book; I prefer the term ‘well loved’. I have since bought a hardcover copy, as a book that is in four pieces is hard to read without something falling out all the time!
Carolyn G., Gryffindor
This is basically how my copy of Sorcerer’s Stone looks. Oddly, it’s the only book I have in...
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Random Fact
Ryan thinks all French movies are creepy.
Maybe it’s because all the ones I’ve shown him/made him watch have indeed been slightly creepy/odd (ie. Amelie, Les tripelettes de Belleville, Spoorloos).
Oh, but he has yet to watch A la folie… pas du tout ;)
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
ohvoldemort:
So no one could tell what side he was on.
Fail of the Day
Ryan and I were trying to tango in the living room when our knees forcefully collided into each other. We both ended up on the floor howling in pain.
We want the tango to be our first dance. We obviously need lessons.
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tpdsaa:
Things Real People Don’t Say About Advertising
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Boss: Oh my god, you're gonna die. This was my aunt's recipe! She's dead now...
Me: Hey, dead relatives' recipes are always the best.
Boss: Hell yeah!
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“Can I be one of your bridesmaids? I look good in drag. Actually, I’ve only...”
– My boss
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“If I were Miss America, I’d give cable television to everybody so we could...”
– Annie
(She loses points for forgetting to mention Iraq and Hurricane Katrina. This was also after she decided to wear Chewie’s cone of shame. She’s cracking me up tonight… I’m dying of laughter!)
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Venting
After a particularly grueling meeting at work, my boss and I decided just to have a casual chat. We talked about life and stuff that didn’t involve work (because frankly we talked too much work during the meeting). In that chat, I expressed how hectic my life currently is right now.
I work a 9-5 job
I cheer for the Richmond Raiders, which involves practices and technique classes 3 times a...
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ It doesn’t really matter because life as I know it ends on July 15th.
Well, I get married about a year and 3 months afterwards… but yeah, life basically will end once the last credit rolls on the film.
Oh and 2 months after I get married, the world’s supposed to end. It’s all good, I think I can die peacefully by then hahaha.
I’m not ready...
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