When people say “Happy new years.” New years? It’s only one new year… unless you’re being generous and wishing me well for the following years to come.

Or “I’m sad I can’t go out on new years.”

You can’t go out on new years? What about old years?

New year’s! NEW YEAR’S!!! You’re talking about the day: new year’s day! Use that apostrophe! You can’t go out on new year’s day, which makes you sad! However, I’d be sad too if I couldn’t go out for all the new years to come.

Toothpaste commercials. They’re clearly not brushing with any toothpaste. There is not a drop of product on that toothbrush.

People who pronounce coupon “kyoo-pon.”

Drivers in Short Pump.

I mean srsly.

Internet Explorer

Trucks/large vehicles that actually drive over the speed limit. Makes it near impossible to pass them!

It bothers me to no end how in TV shows/movies/commercials, whenever someone has a drink in their hands, it’s so blatantly obvious that there is no liquid in the cup! It doesn’t matter how great the actor/actress is, you just can’t fake the movement and weight of liquid in a cup. It sticks out like a sore thumb.

This is why I can’t stand watching NCIS. They’re drinking coffee in nearly every scene, but those coffee cups have less liquid in them than a desert.

At least fill the cups halfway with liquid to make them look believable!

I hate it when people curse in front of little kids. It doesn’t matter whether or not the kid understands what you’re saying. Kids are like parrots. They hear a new word and then go and use it… and nothing’s more obnoxious than a 9yr old telling you to fuck off.